I want a superhero movie where the hero dies in the first ten minutes and the woman who was supposed to be the love interest puts on his costume and becomes an even better hero.
I want all of the advertising to be for the hero and none of the marketing to even allude to this death.
I’m laughing so hard because Artemis is a Greek goddess of, among other things, maidenhood and archery. She is literally an aro/ace arrow ace.
if you think camp jupiter can take down camp half-blood in a landslide, then i wonder how much you actually know about roman legions? or warfare in general? or history?
because guerrilla warfare was a weak point for them (and many other organized armies) like
the romans never…
Never thought I’d be on Yzma’s side…
get out your VCR’s it’s time to watch The Prince of Egypt. or you can watch it here.
please don’t watch exodus: gods and kings because it’s icky and racist. you deserve better. you deserve the prince of egypt.
May I also add that The Prince of Egypt’s accuracy has been approved by not only Christianity, but by Judaism and Islam as well! So it’s actually the most accurately told version out there!
trying to figure out someone else’s shower
"Put down the bleach. Your skin is not dirt that needs to be cleaned out like yesterday’s shirt. You are comprised of sienna, chestnut, and warm mahogany. Dark as the night sky, constellations are tucked neatly underneath your bones. Your skin reminiscent of the hot chocolate that warms winter nights. Like rings around a tree stump, you too have history etched into your melanin. Don’t let the glaring whiteness, blind you from the beauty that you are. "
"You have no idea of what’s coming for you, Avatar."
My favorite thing about the rebooted ECU (extended canon universe, an acronym I just came up with) is that it’s probably going to incorporate events, characters, and characterization from TCW. Like, actively. Not as a throwaway line which leaves out vital details like Ahsoka Tano existing.
its like armin is a disney prince that got stuck in the wrong universe